This year has been so challenging, that it is time for some jokes and fun. Halloween is a time where everyone can dress up and be goofy or spooky. Here are a few halloween jokes to get the fun started!

  • What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”
  • Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
  • Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
  • What do owls say when they go trick or treating? “Happy Owl-ween!”
  • What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
  • Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
  • What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
  • What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
  • What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? “Trick-or-feet!”
  • Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
  • What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
Oct 30 20
Christina Zumwalt
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