Top Ten Tech Jokes For 2021

The world of technology certainly lends itself to humorous situations and there are a ton of jokes out there that only those immersed in this world will understand. Tech professionals have been tasked with keeping the modern world up and running during the pandemic, and a few jokes could help to lighten the mood. Here we take a look at our top ten tech jokes for 2021.

1. “Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud? Because he was the raining champion.”

2. “Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues. Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.”

3. “Why do Python Devs need glasses? Because they don’t C#.”

4. “How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.”

5. “Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, “hey, I don’t want any conditions race like the time last!””

6. “There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

7. “Why do they call it hyper text? Too much JAVA.”

8. “What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!”

9. “Never thought I’d see a day where technology is so advanced you can watch a movie at home with the same experience, But here VR”

10. “Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.”

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Apr 15 21
Michael Auer